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What the F**K is Social Media: one year later 0

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Dear Diary,

Hard to believe it has been a whole year since I first suggested that ready or not, the social media train is leaving the f**king station (remember that? Ah, sweet nostalgia…). Since then, the train seems to have only accelerated. Now, the fastest growing demographic on Facebook is over the age of 35, Oprah’s on Twitter, and the Leader of the Free World was able to mobilize a grass roots movement that rewrote history.

Not too shabby for a little ole train.

Anyway, I thought it was high time to revisit some of the data in the original What the F**k is Social Media preso and to add a few more f-bombs pearls of wisdom.

The only problem with sharing the presentation with you, Diary, is this: I may be a bonafide marketing genius, but apparently I am not a WordPress genius, as evidenced by the fact that I can’t figure out how to embed my latest, greatest masterpiece here for you to enjoy.

*sigh*

So for now, I’ll have to just leave a link here and hope that you’re curious enough to click it.

We shall see, Diary. We shall see.

This is why they call me a Bona Fide Marketing Genius. 3

Dear Diary,

In November of 2007, the marketing Genius whom you know and love (MOI!) wrote an entry entitled Search vs. Social Media Smackdown, Round 2 in which I made, in my oh-so-humble opinion, a very compelling case for taking one’s SEM blinders off and dipping a brave little toe into the murky waters of social media.

At the time, of course I was unequivocally sick of search engine marketing with it’s CPCs and CPAs and various other annoying acronyms [blech!]. While I still find the acronyms and the tediousness of setting up and managing a successful search campaign quite excruciating, I have amended my view on which tactic wins “the smackdown”. In fact, I am now 150% certain that the two are not mortal enemies… but soul mates!

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Social Media Overload: Making Sense of it All 0

Jun19

Dear Diary,

Yesterday, I had the pleasure of speaking at Social Media Breakfast #14 on the timely topic of “Social Media Overload.” I’ll admit, I was tempted to call my presentation “What the F**K is Social Media Overload?” —but as a marketing genius, I decided it’s best not to play the One Trick Pony card.

I’m sorry you missed it, Diary. It was a spankin’ good time. And since I’d hate for you to feel left out, I’m posting the “transcript” below. Enjoy!

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Has this ever happened to you?

Or someone you love?

One minute, they’re quietly updating their Twitter status… checking out their friend’s baby shower pictures on Flickr… or taking one of those fun “which celebrity boyfriend would you be” quizzes on Facebook… when suddenly they see a Tweet about a must-see YouTube video and BAM!, just like that, their head explodes.

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Tweet Tweet I Love You 0

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Dear Diary,
It’s no secret that I love Twitter. So imagine my glee when this week’s Time had an iPhone on the cover with this headline: How Twitter Will Change The Way We Live (in 140 characters or less). continue reading »

You get what you pay for. 0

Jun3

Dear Diary,

How many times can I reiterate this simple point? You get what you pay for. You get what you pay for. You get what you pay for.

No, wait… sometimes you get LESS. But you certainly never get MORE. So… there you go.

The Social Media Serenity Prayer 2

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Dear Diary,

Is it me or does it seem odd that while 88% of marketers are using social media to “promote their brands” and “engage with consumers”, 2/3 don’t have a clue what the f*#! that means??? continue reading »

“Spray and Pray” at your peril, people 3

Yesterday’s WOMMA webinar, where I presented Smart Marketing in a Dumb Economy, generated a lot of excellent questions—including “how do you convince a reluctant executive to experiment with digital and social media?” “Who within an organization ‘owns’ the conversation?” and the infamous “How and what do you measure exactly?”

I did my best to answer each of them—and will post the audio of the webinar as soon as WOMMA makes it available.

But there was one question that came via email after the webinar that I couldn’t resist sharing and answering here. continue reading »

Breast implants wont hide the fact that you’re not very creative 1

Apr10

And neither will a really fat media budget… but we’ll get to that…

Two days after returning from the AdAge Digital Conference, I’m still stuck on the Earned vs. Paid Media discussion that kicked off the event. continue reading »

On the Radar: March 27 3

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After a bizarre afternoon complete with bomb scares and armed bank robbers, I managed to cobble together some tasty tidbits for y’all. Are you feeling the love? continue reading »

The sky is falling! The sky is falling! 2

If you think Chicken Little is just letting off some steam, think again. This sh*t is bananas, people. And not in a sassy, Gwen Stefani kind of way.

What am I talking about? The massive, apocalyptic upheaval taking place across the media industry right now… the realization of the Chaos Scenario.

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