The Secret Diary of a Bonafide Marketing Genius

I hate to give away possibly the best line Jack Nicholson has ever uttered in his annoyingly long career… but the Genius has had it up her nipples in bad news and gloomy coverage of foreclosures, layoffs and whatnot.

Okay, so the economy is in the crapper. And? Must we spend all day obsessing over the past or the future while vehemently ignoring the present?

How about we all just hug?

No?

A good laugh then?

Allow me to offer up these light-hearted jabs at everyone’s favorite industry:

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Not a ‘Few Good Men’ fan? Okay, how about Charlie Brown [who incidentally turns out to be quite the ladies' man]:

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There, now don’t you feel better?